lose sight of dinker
A man had been drinking in a pub all night. The bar manager said that the bar was closing now. So the man stood up to leave and fell flat on the floor. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'd crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will help him to walk normally. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on the floor again. So he decided to crawl the blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on the floor. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!" "What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent and strange look. "...